1. A working car horn is ESSENTIAL to surviving holiday travel. In case you are wondering, mine works great, thank you. I let a lot of people know it, too.
2. Car navigation systems should include “and stay on your side of the road” after every direction it gives because apparently, drivers using those things don’t know how to stay in their lane.
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3. The new Transformers toys are a lot more complicated than the ones I had when I was a kid. I couldn’t transform one of them if my life depended on it. And I had the instructions!
4. Hot fudge cake, banana pudding, A&W Root Beer, and macaroni and cheese should be served at every meal.
Coomer Cove 
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